Laugh

Ceiling of a smoking room.

• Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

• Customer: "I have a message on my screen that says: 'Disk Full'. What can that be?"
• Tech Support: "Maybe your disk is full."
• Customer: "Hmmm. OK."

Haha, the rest here.



Tried searching the bookmarks(Ie Users, think Favourites) to see if there's anything funny, and there was(In my opinion). =P

Today was another weird boring day in the life of Minghui. Miss Chew didn't come to school today. Mr Lee didn't exactly scold much(I think he forgot all about it until he saw us =/), and we got back our science paper.

I got 15/30. =\ Ah wells, half the class failed terribly thanks to Chee Hock, or rather, 2 diligence for giving us the wrong answer. Heh.

LCE was the most fun! Played snakes and ladders. Haha, I was grouped with Kenny, Keane and Yun Kai, and we decided that the loser would pay for sweet talk. I won. =D Kenny second. Keane third. And Yun Kai had to pay. =)

Went to swt talk with Kenny after school, because yun kai paid us $1 each and told us to buy ourselves. =S

Went home after that, and I actually decided to go burn all my cds into the computer. Actually not all lar, but most of them. I gave up halfway, now I have 604 songs in my library. I'm considering switching to musicmatch or winamp, but I'm lazy. =)

And I just realised my atrac cd isn't working anymore. There goes 286 songs, many of which I don't have anymore. =( Maybe I'll find some way to obtain an illegal Atrac ripper and attempt to rip the songs and convert to mp3. o.O

Camilla's started calling me a pineapple. I think pineapple's nicer than ah meng. =) At least a pineapple has spiky hair.

19th September 2006

Things have been pretty stressful lately. =/

Planned to do Home Econs last night at 1, after studying for Science. But I lost track of time, and only realised this when it was 3am. =S In the end I felt so "nua" I went to sleep.

Woke up at 5.40, strangely I didn't feel that tired. Weird, but I was so energetic I decided to walk to school, didn't realise I was sweating till I neared Keane's house, and I gave up and took the bus instead. =\ That shows how unfit I am now. =(

Mrs Manning didn't come for art. Heh, so I had time to finish home econs, but still, I think I'm going to redo it, if I have the time.

Got caught by Mr Lee during free period, weird, I guess he was in a bad mood. But we were walking along the steps up to class when he called us down and said we were talking. The argument sort of shifted to whether we were allowed to go canteen or class during free period. And the punishment was 2 rounds around the parade square, reporting to Miss Chew what we did, and meeting him before Assembly tomorrow. I think it's kinda harsh for talking, but hey, kinda reminds me of Mrs Quek all over again. =
Home Econs was in class. =) Did this worksheet on advertisments, and I convinced Yun Kai to make an advertisment for pieapple pine's pineapple pies. =D the power of persuation. And after home econs I went around begging grabbing snatching taking free food from the other half that had their practical test today.

Science test was fairly ok, I think I can pass. =)

Went to play soccer with the boys after school. Almost half the class came including some girls. Weird, soccer is extremely funny sometimes. Really, sure to laugh if your playing soccer with our class. Kenny calls himself a legend, Yun Kai and Chee Hock will continously get teased with:"Chuan Hui Power!", Randolph did nothing for most of the time until the girls came. ;)

Still, it was fun. Considered walking home from school after that, but gave up the thought quickly. =P

I lost my English Life Accents book, all I can remember is passing it to someone... =S

I'm hooked onto Delirous-I could sing of your love forever. Yep, I have a different version which is super cool, actually it's just the bass that is something, especially if you hear it on headphones with extra bass.

Link
Eh, how cool is that? Imagine if project work was like that.

18th September 2006

Haha, Matrix reloaded yesterday was psychologically challenging. It talks a lot about who is in control. Like: If u rely on something to the extent where u cannot live without it. Will you have the power to destroy it?

Ironic, cause it's an action movie. It's the only matrix movie i don't have. =P

It turned out there wasn't a hair and fingernails check. So i cut my wonderful fingernails for nothing and now i have to use a pick. =/

EEKS, I only got 10 for English cloze passage. Yar, Jemaine, Marie and Zuo Ying were trying to put those crosses on my worksheet whenever I got wrong. Then Marie sprayed this deodorant up into my nose. Ouch, painful for quite a while. =\ Maybe one day I should be mean and get angry, but that would be acting. Don't know why I'm not angry either. =|

Started on Macbeth for literature today. It's filled with King James English, which I don't find that bad, having grown up in a Church with King James English Bibles. So there's all the thee's and thine's and thy's and all that stuff, but not as chim as believeth or begotten or something. =)

Whole class got scolded by Mr Ong. Again, haiz, in the end we all had to stay back after school for 10minutes. Blehs.

Bibiana keeps asking me to do that emote thing. Yar, there's this smiley shaking nonono then he starts shaking upwards. Haha whtevr.

Whole bunch of stuff to do. I decided to do a potato salad for home economics!!Like Keane, easy to do. =) I'd throw in pineapples but I think I'd lose a few marks. =
Can't think of anything else to blog about. =S

Don't click if your easily afraid.
=P

Pineapples are sweet.

17th September 2006

Pieapple Pine.

Haha, weird, trying to guess Sandy's favourite food has gotten me only one answer. Pie.

... Nvm, found this from Singapore Dreaming.

After the Temasek talk, I had to scoot off to give another talk to the SPH Media Club - a sort of CCA run by SPH for cub reporters in various schools. I think it's a cool idea. Wish I had that option when I was in school. Sure beats the military band, I can tell you.

Anyway, the kids' assignment was to write something on me for IN Magazine, the Straits Times' school supplement. So I yakked on about the film, and also the other nonsense that I do, like TalkingCock.com, etc.

Generally, the questions were really intelligent, though moderator Paul Tan had to step in at one point and put on his stern editor cap and tekan a couple of students for making assumptions about the film without having even watched it. C'mon, kids, even in Singapore, we're supposed to be innocent until proven guilty, right? Go watch it first!

But overall, it was a kinda sweet experience, as the pics below attest:

Go see the pictures yourself if you want. =)

Thankfully I didn't ask questions, cause I almost wanted to ask if the movie had gotten involved with the law or something. =D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIFG2EZzCMo
(Do not watch if you love carrots)
Gasp, I got this from Joleen. She just msned me and said this was 4sin's video of the month.

YEAH! We should have a 2integrity video of the month too!!

Haha, then Bibiana started telling me to go yahoo.com to see the headlines.

Viruses added to food?

The FDA has approved the use of a viral spray to combat pathogens found in meat and poultry.» Watch video

Then she was like: OMG MINGHUI YOUR GONNA BE ADDED TO FOOD!!
Then I started talking about how I should be added to pieapple pine.

YEAH! I should be added to pieapple pine. I'd make it so much more tastier!


Now Sandy's ignoring and blocking me.

She started like: SHOO. SHOO. SHOO.

Then I said STAY. HEEL. SIT.

And, I promised not to call her a freak show. Neither will I call her Sandicles.


Yep, weird day today. =P

16th September 2006

I'm blogging as I'm eating my mother's homemade cheesecake. YUM.

I'm rich again! =P Ok maybe not again...but I received $50 from google, although if I reveal why I'd be voiding a contract and liable to get sued. Paid off all my debts($7+), paid $6 for class photo, $1 for a new guitar pick(which plays really loud) and the rest for lunch and dinners. I seem to be eating out a lot these few days.

Wait a Minute. Why am I revealing my financial situation?!?!

Blarh nvm, just finished a slice of cheesecake. It's frozen like ice cream with chunky bits of oreo inside. Heh I took another slice. =P

Woke up super early yesterday, at around 5am? For some weird reason, I found myself going to punggol jetty to see the beach. Dunno why, just felt like it. But then, when I decided to go back, at around 6.20...i missed the bus. Long story short, I was just in time for school. =D

Erh, I think I screwed up for lit test, not enough time to write out a proper conclusion for the essay question. Ah well, I think I can pass...I think.

Went with Keane to meet his friend at sweet talk after school. and because he was super hungry, went to kopitiam with him for lunch. I think swt talk's milk tea is nicer than the kopitiam one....but more expensive. =/

SPH talk was interesting. Although it just covered all the points on feature writing I'd already learning during the media club camp. It was still interesting to hear about a new movie, read about the articles given, and just mess around. It was Ryan's Charmaine's and Keane's first trip there...

I was bored at some part, so I came up with a list of what I want to eat, inspired by guan you. =) Maybe I'll post it next time.

Planned to go eat with Keane and Sandy at j8...but then Keane's mum didn't allow, and Sandy was afraid got nothing to talk about. =| Called my sis to see if she wanted to eat out, but then my mum had already brought back dinner for her. Started calling lots of people cause I didn't want to eat alone. =)

Bryan called back and told me he'd meet me at j8, at 7. It was 6 at that time. Haha, spent one hour walking around aimlessly finding headphones, but i gave up at around 6.45 and went to check out the new bishan library.

In my opinion, the new library is small...but still, 4 floors is something. There's a lot of these, window things sticking out of the library, and they are totally unsupported. Wonder what'll happen if some 100kg guy walked over them. =S

Ate at mac's with Bryan, and decided to walk to Church, when it started to drizzle. We decided to walk towards my old kindergarten. Hah, and since my old kindergarten was close to Bryan's senior's house. We decided to go up to visit him. Haha, I told you Bryan can be a good stalker next time, he even counted the number of slippers outside.

Then, as we were walking towards Church, it started to rain heavier, but still we walked, until i looked at my watch and realised we had 5mins left. Then we started walking faster. Nah we made it in time for Church.

Learned a new song at worship today. Rise Up by Third Day. Really meaningful lyrics and all.
Lesson was on the first commandment. It really talks about what other commitments you are putting before God. And maybe I have been taking exams and studies too seriously. Faith is the only thing I need.

Went home quite early today, reached home at around 11. But I was so exhausted to blog that i slept early. Set my alarm to wake me up at 7.10 so i could use comp early tmr. But i forgot to activate it. =
Woke up at 8.45. =S Full of muscle cramps, because i carried my bag around for more than 6hours.

Haha, I felt super tired, but thanks to teh beng. I managed to stay awake...

Went studying with Darren and Sandy at the airport. Heh, I've never really been to the airport, but at least we weren't that lost. Ate at Swensen's for breakfast(Yar!!Not rich now... =/) and completed more than half of that article I was supposed to write on Collin Goh. Haha, but we decided to go explore the viewing gallery, and asked for the bill.

There was a mistake in the bill, but being the honest people we were. =P We went to clarify it, and got a %30 percent discount. See? Being honest pays off after all. Haha.

The viewing mall is a kinda good place to study, if you aren't distracted by people walking, haha, but I didn't exactly study, I was reading a book. =
Sandy says my hair was like a pineapple. HAHA, now I'm hooked onto the word pineapple. Is the apple pine or the pine apple? Or maybe the pioneers saw this thing and mistook it for an apple on a pine. Pinapplely.

Went Hougang mall after that, brought a new set of headphones(finally), took 136 back home so I could try out the new headphones. Quite clear sound, a lot of bass boost and all.

Ok I'm done, going to go get another slice of cheesecake. Maybe with pineapplely pineapple on top? =P


O Btw, 193rd post. =)

14th September 2006

I'm poor today. Yups, borrowed $1 from chee hock to pay for the class photo, $4 from Sandy for recess, and $1 from Alvin to buy a pick. =/ Yep, and I need to pay everyone back tmr and still have enough cash for dinner. =
Chinese oral today, heh, I totally screwed up and mixed up the weird pronounciations. Bleh. But at least I corrected myself =)

Geography test was easy too. At least, I found it easy. =P But I'm sure I did something wrong, especially in the last question where I included a whole bunch of general knowledge stuff. Haha, Kenny was showing off how much he had written by waving his paper in the air. His handwriting was big so it "seemed" like he wrote more. Seemed.

Geography presentation today too, however, thanks to technical difficulties, we had to act without the use of a laptop or projector. Ah wells, at least Mr Ong said he'd look at our presentation. =)

Went Compass point to celebrate Chuan hui's birthday. However, thanks to the fact that I'm poor, me and Yun Kai walked around doing lots of weird stuff around compass point.
For Example: We went to play test drive unlmimited at CyberActive, extremly cool graphics, but it's more of a simulation than a racing game. HD graphics are superbly detailed. It's so detailed you can see the reflection of trees of the back of your car whilst driving, and it changes accordingly with how you drive.
Borrowed $1 from Alvin to buy a pick too. Ya, I want a new one, =) But becos I was so poor, I could only buy one. Blehs

Wee, Sph talk tmr, I dunno if keane can go cos he has a student leader quiz. Hmm, at most I'll wait for keane and we can go late. =) Hopefully it ends early and I can make it for guitar practise. =D

13th September 2006

I'm going to blog profoundly, just to see how it turns out.
Chim:Today was, for me, indecisive and boring, although it did contain a touch of clumsyness on my part. Like, for example, having dropped my phone on the floor numerous times. The day started in a deathly atmosphere, yes exaggeration does distort the human mind, but that aside, Chuan hui celebrated her birthday in class today. Although it was, pretty low-key, there was still an unnerving atmosphere, something just waiting to happen.
Not Chim:I to mess around when i found this cute fish in keane's pencil box. It's a sharpener la, then u can open the mouth to throw away whatever pencil stuff u have in there. So fun, then Sandy took it and tried to bite me with the fish, it broke. =S Chim:And speaking of anticipation, I left my reader's digest magazine on Keane's table. Another amazing example of how definitive distractions lead to one's forgetfulness. Thanks to Chee hock for lending me his reader's digest, how magnimous of him. English started with a reading of a Secondary one girl's essay, it was enlightening, insightful, and a crude wake up call for some, reminding us of the harsh constraints of society and the ever changing landscape of education. She used a wonderful combination of rethorical questions that sets one thinking and the short sentences set a fast-paced style of reading.
Not Chim:Eh Geography was a torture after that. Cos in the end we didn't have to do until tmr lor. Ah well, at least we wont be so stressed by the presence of Mrs Wong and Miss Michael there and can score better. =)


Haha nvm...i give up. I feel like I'm writing a persuasive essay....or argumentative....or whatever u wanna call it la. Feels much more natural to blog this way, although i have an uncanny ability to come up with hyper chim stuff almost instantly, it seems hard to write them down.


"The problem with an eye for a eye is that everyone ends up blind."


Even if no one spares a thought for you, even if no one likes you, or if no one helps you, or if no one spares a thought for you. You do not have a right to make life miserable for others. You do not have a right to insult others. And you most certainly do not have a right to insult someone who is trying to make the class better.

I'm talking about you Zuo Ying.

Sandy: I WANT MY SWT TALK. Im Shy.