The tree pigs.
Ones apon a time got tree little pig, call them Ah Beng, Ah Seng and Ah Tee. They think they big alleady and no wan to liv with mama, because liv with mama sometimes quite pek chek and also can become suaku! So they say goodbai to their mama and go out of hous. Mama tell them to be careful of the big, bad woof, because you know, this big, bad sabo king want to eat them. They tell their mama, "we know lah, not scared one. We build house so woof cannot get us. If he try, he will be solly."
The first pig, Ah Beng he think he vely klever, he also cannot wait one, vely kancheong type you know. So he build a house vely quickly. Finish vely fast--how? Aiyoh, he use straw lor, just tie and tie and tie togede and then vely quick okay alleady! Alamak, house just ready, just move in only, the big, bad woof come alleady. This woof very klever kay see, so he pretend and say nice things and ask Ah Beng to let him go inside house. Little Ah Beng also quite klever, he say, "No way man, I know you, don't bluff. Solly you not welcome here."
The woof say "U no let me in mare? U dare mare? I blow your house down then you know." And he blow and blow and he poon and poon and he use all his inside strength and jia lat man, Ah Beng's hous come down. The little pig quick ran to his brother house. Now this second pig, Ah Seng also built one house better one lah--use abastos. More strong right? More steady lah.
Alamak this woof also come to the house and pretend and ask the pig let him in. Ah Beng got tell Ah Seng everything alleady, so they both not let tua pai lan in. So the woof say "Skew me if you no let me come in, I will blow the house down." The two pigs think how can, this house abastos mah, how can blow down one? So they don't care lah, carry on do their own things lor. Now outside the big, bad woof buey tah han lah, stupid how can suan tua pai lan. So he breathe in and breathe out and get himself ready to poon the house down. The two little pigs inside the house can even make face at the woof. Wah lau, they so boh chap!
So the woof poon and poon and poon and poon until lung nearly picha, and then ... the abastos shake and shake and then alamak also come down. Wah piang, the two little pigs frighten until hiam hiam see, quick quick run to Ah Tee house. When Ah Tee see them come, open big door wide wide, welcome them. Ah Tee house use bricks one. The woof come again and the tree pigs tell him cannot chaim siong, they no let him in. He really pek chek, so he poon and poon and poon. Swuay for him lah this house cannot come down, he poon until lung go bust. Then he got heart attack and then go into coma, lagi jia lat.
Wah lau the tree brothers inside so happy, celebrate like mad becos enemy no 1 kena already, no give them trouble anymore - kena coma and in those days also no oxygen tank, no ang chap lee chia around so he die lah! The tree pigs live together and had a good taim togede.
Moral of the story:
Number 1
Do things slow, slow, must plan, think, plan, nowaday they say strategic planning. No lush and lush and chin chai build. Chin chai do things ownself die--never think, how can use straw build house, how can house be strong, sure kena one lah.
Number 2
Don't be so tum sim. Blow down one hous, two hous not enuf want to blow until all tree. Give people some face, don't be too hao lian okay! In the end too tum sim also kena - woof kena heart attack. Same lah we all also like that, enuf is enuf, some people pia until they mati.
Number 3
Those who got must kongsi with those who no got then the world sure better place. Leemember: if you have and your neighbor no have, kongsi lah. And those who tumpang must know cannot tumpang too long, or else.. But when kongsi right hand must not know what left hand give or else no use lah. This mean kongsi quietly, don't let whole world know u give okay. Very chim, right?
The first pig, Ah Beng he think he vely klever, he also cannot wait one, vely kancheong type you know. So he build a house vely quickly. Finish vely fast--how? Aiyoh, he use straw lor, just tie and tie and tie togede and then vely quick okay alleady! Alamak, house just ready, just move in only, the big, bad woof come alleady. This woof very klever kay see, so he pretend and say nice things and ask Ah Beng to let him go inside house. Little Ah Beng also quite klever, he say, "No way man, I know you, don't bluff. Solly you not welcome here."
The woof say "U no let me in mare? U dare mare? I blow your house down then you know." And he blow and blow and he poon and poon and he use all his inside strength and jia lat man, Ah Beng's hous come down. The little pig quick ran to his brother house. Now this second pig, Ah Seng also built one house better one lah--use abastos. More strong right? More steady lah.
Alamak this woof also come to the house and pretend and ask the pig let him in. Ah Beng got tell Ah Seng everything alleady, so they both not let tua pai lan in. So the woof say "Skew me if you no let me come in, I will blow the house down." The two pigs think how can, this house abastos mah, how can blow down one? So they don't care lah, carry on do their own things lor. Now outside the big, bad woof buey tah han lah, stupid how can suan tua pai lan. So he breathe in and breathe out and get himself ready to poon the house down. The two little pigs inside the house can even make face at the woof. Wah lau, they so boh chap!
So the woof poon and poon and poon and poon until lung nearly picha, and then ... the abastos shake and shake and then alamak also come down. Wah piang, the two little pigs frighten until hiam hiam see, quick quick run to Ah Tee house. When Ah Tee see them come, open big door wide wide, welcome them. Ah Tee house use bricks one. The woof come again and the tree pigs tell him cannot chaim siong, they no let him in. He really pek chek, so he poon and poon and poon. Swuay for him lah this house cannot come down, he poon until lung go bust. Then he got heart attack and then go into coma, lagi jia lat.
Wah lau the tree brothers inside so happy, celebrate like mad becos enemy no 1 kena already, no give them trouble anymore - kena coma and in those days also no oxygen tank, no ang chap lee chia around so he die lah! The tree pigs live together and had a good taim togede.
Moral of the story:
Number 1
Do things slow, slow, must plan, think, plan, nowaday they say strategic planning. No lush and lush and chin chai build. Chin chai do things ownself die--never think, how can use straw build house, how can house be strong, sure kena one lah.
Number 2
Don't be so tum sim. Blow down one hous, two hous not enuf want to blow until all tree. Give people some face, don't be too hao lian okay! In the end too tum sim also kena - woof kena heart attack. Same lah we all also like that, enuf is enuf, some people pia until they mati.
Number 3
Those who got must kongsi with those who no got then the world sure better place. Leemember: if you have and your neighbor no have, kongsi lah. And those who tumpang must know cannot tumpang too long, or else.. But when kongsi right hand must not know what left hand give or else no use lah. This mean kongsi quietly, don't let whole world know u give okay. Very chim, right?
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