k i think i know why my blog's so laggy to some people...becos their comps are slow...nah becos their jscript engine is slow...so i removed most of my jscript i was experimenting on...yar the entire list of quotes are here....yar for the whole code just tag or email me with ur email...hee

1. Quotation[0] = "If ignorance is bliss why aren't more people happy?";
2. Quotation[1] = "Thats right, you are completely unique.... Just like everyone else.";
3. Quotation[2] = "L-I-G-H-T stands for Living In God's Heavenly Thoughts.";
4. Quotation[3] = "If at first you don't succed...try try again...unless your skydiving";
5. Quotation[4] = "There's no point in doing history, you don't learn anything new";
6. Quotation[5] = "Key board not found... press any key to continue";
7. Quotation[6] = "Procrastinate now, don't put it off.";
8. Quotation[7] = "Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.";
9. Quotation[8] = "Everyone has photographic memory, some just don't have film.";
10. Quotation[9] = "OK, so what's the speed of dark?";
11. Quotation[10] = "Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.";
12. Quotation[11] = "A conclusion is the part where you get tired of thinking.";
13. Quotation[12] = "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.";
14. Quotation[13] = "Do stairs go up or down?";
15. Quotation[14] = "If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?";
16. Quotation[15] = "I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.";
17. Quotation[16] = "Everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE";
18. Quotation[17] = "Anger is one letter short of danger.";
19. Quotation[18] = "Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself";
20. Quotation[19] = "I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down.";
21. Quotation[20] = "'When people put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous' -unknown";
22. Quotation[21] = "People seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older...they're mugging for their final exam.";
23. Quotation[22] = "Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.";
24. Quotation[23] = "Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.";
25. Quotation[24] = "If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly. ";
26. Quotation[25] = "When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.";
27. Quotation[26] = "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.";
28. Quotation[26] = "Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.";
29. Quotation[27] = "I went to another country but it was closed.";
30. Quotation[28] = "If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?";
31. Quotation[29] = "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.";
32. Quotation[30] = "Would a fly without wings be called a walk?";
33. Quotation[31] = "When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?";
34. Quotation[32] = "When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?";
35. Quotation[33] = "Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.";
36. Quotation[34] = "Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.";
37. Quotation[35] = "A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.";
38. Quotation[36] = "If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.";
39. Quotation[37] = "He who laughs last, thinks slowest.";
40. Quotation[38] = "A day without sunshine is like, well, night.";
41. Quotation[39] = "On the other hand, you have different fingers.";
42. Quotation[40] = "He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.";
43. Quotation[41] = "Scream if you love peace and quiet.";
44. Quotation[42] = "You can't have everything, where would you put it?";
45. Quotation[43] = "A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.";
46. Quotation[44] = "Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.";
47. Quotation[45] = "I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.";
48. Quotation[46] = "If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?";
49. Quotation[47] = "I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner." ;
50. Quotation[48] = "How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.";
51. Quotation[49] = "Snowmen fall from the sky unassembled.";
52. Quotation[50] = "If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?";
53. Quotation[51] = "Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?";
54. Quotation[52] = "If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?";
55. Quotation[53] = "111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321";
56. Quotation[54] = "A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.";
57. Quotation[55] = "I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.";
58. Quotation[56] = "You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.";
59. Quotation[57] = "Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?";
60. Quotation[58] = "Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible";
61. Quotation[59] = "Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings";
62. Quotation[60] = "Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and multiplies";
63. Quotation[61] = "H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water." ;
64. Quotation[62] = "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars." ;
65. Quotation[63] = "A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is." ;
66. Quotation[64] = "The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon.All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon,and nature abhors a vacuum. I forgot where the sun joins in this fight.";
67. Quotation[65] = "How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?";
68. Quotation[66] = "Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.";
69. Quotation[67] = "Don't put a question mark where God put a period.";
70. Quotation[68] = "God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.";
71. Quotation[69] = "God loves everyone, but probably prefers fruits of the spirit over religious nuts";
72. Quotation[70] = "God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.";
73. Quotation[71] = "We don't change the message, the message changes us.";
74. Quotation[72] = "The best mathematical equation I have ever seen...1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given";
75. Quotation[73] = "Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.";
76. Quotation[74] = "We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.";
77. Quotation[75] = "Coca-Cola was originally green.";
78. Quotation[76] = "If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter A?One thousand";
79. Quotation[77] = "The dot over the letter i is called a tittle.";
80. Quotation[78] = "A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.";
81. Quotation[79] = "The original name for butterfly was flutterby.";
82. Quotation[80] = "Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.";
83. Quotation[81] = "The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.";
84. Quotation[82] = "Never test the depth of the water with both feet.";
85. Quotation[83] = "When we were born people rejoiced, you cried. When u died people cried, you rejoiced.";
86. Quotation[84] = "It is impossible to lick your elbow.";
87. Quotation[85] = "If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?";
88. Quotation[86] = "What if there were no hypothetical questions?";
89. Quotation[87] = "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?";
90. Quotation[88] = "What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?";
91. Quotation[89] = "They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.";
92. Quotation[90] = "I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.";
93. Quotation[91] = "How can there be self-help groups?";
94. Quotation[92] = "The speed of time is one-second per second.";
95. Quotation[93] = "If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?";
96. Quotation[94] = "It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.";
97. Quotation[95] = "A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, Sorry, we don't serve food in here.";
98. Quotation[96] = "The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late!";
99. Quotation[97] = "By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.";
100. Quotation[98] = "Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.";
101. Quotation[99] = "The longest one-syllable word in the English language is screeched.";
102. Quotation[100] = "If practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect...why practice?";
103. Quotation[101] = "I believe in Christianity as I believe that the Sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.";
104. Quotation[102] = "The true call of a Christian is not to do extraordinary things, but to do ordinary things in an extraordinary way.";
105. Quotation[103] = "People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.";
106. Quotation[104] = "If something 'goes without saying', why do people still say it?";
107. Quotation[105] = "If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?";
108. Quotation[106] = "Why is Donkey Kong called 'DONKEY' Kong if he's a monkey?";
109. Quotation[107] = "Why does a round pizza come in a square box?";
110. Quotation[108] = "If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?";
111. Quotation[109] = "Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?";
112. Quotation[110] = "Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?";
113. Quotation[111] = "Why do people say 'You scared the living daylights out of me' when daylight is not living?";
114. Quotation[112] = "What came first, the fruit or the color orange?";
115. Quotation[113] = "I have the answer in my head. i just havent found it yet.";
116. Quotation[114] = "When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.";
117. Quotation[115] = "Time is God's way to keep everything from happening at once";
118. Quotation[116] = "The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words";
119. Quotation[117] = "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first";
120. Quotation[118] = "Nails didn't keep Jesus on the cross, Love did.";

Ok that's that...i don't think u read all of it...cos i didn't...hee but nvm...today was supposed to be a very busy day with me catching a movie, meeting up with my NPCC squad and then going to my friend's birthday before going kettling..yar but then NPCC was cancelled and i couldn't contact my friends....yup so my uber busy day became a relaxing one...weeeeeee...then i met olivia at kovan mrt....i think i'm starting to see alot of faces everytime i go out...
like i met Olivia, Chermaine, Sharlene, Wenjie, Joseph and my Chinese teacher(ahh)...then from my new school i met Esther, Benjamin, Bibiana, Chee Seng and a bunch of NPCC people in this year outside of school...hee maybe that's not alot but...
I have exactly 209 unread messeges...493 messeges altogether not including spam and all...and i only used 7%...7%!!!ahhhhhhh quick send me messeges so i can be the first to get no more space left in my inbox...but that sounds impossible...
HEEHEEHEE rosyth school has the best psle student...from AM session so i don't know that guy..but maybe next year la...all my students from media club will graduate...ok maybe not students..friends...hee...